The Benson Explanation

The Benson Explanation is a 2016 scientific paper written by Baryl Lark, which attempted, and ultimately failed, to prove the existence of a supreme deity whom Lark called Benson. The paper featured a forward written by Gholaat Beta Beta Alpha, which served to introduce a premise towards Lark's argument against the notion of sheer coincidence.

Reasons for Failure
Within the paper, Lark insisted that the zany events of the book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" had actually happened. Critics who remained after such an outrageous assertion were often disappointed to find the paper unfinished, at the point where Lark had realized that the entire project was absurd.